Scantily clad patrons of the floating pool docked on the Brooklyn Heights waterfront, under the Promenade, have apparently been terrorizing some of the rather staid residents of Brooklyn Heights, according to the Brooklyn Eagle.
“The problem I have is that I don’t want to look at men naked from the waist up, with boobs as big as mine,” said Doris Walton, a 40-year resident of Joralemon Street.
Ma'am, we feel your pain.
More here.
Floating Pool and New Brooklyn Beach Officially Open
Photo by MK Metz
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Last time I checked, it was a *public* pool - which means you're gonna be interacting with the public. Unattractive and flabby as they may be, those are the facts. Join a private pool or move to the suburbs and build a pool in your backyard.
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