Here's one from Craigslist:
"It has come to our attention that there is a great deal of value in the furniture that is no longer needed from the office of a former CEO. We have decided to put it up for sale. There are quite a few items and we would be willing to sell as a set or separately. Price is not negotiable. The buyer must be willing to come in the middle of the night for haul away as we do not want any additional people to see it than necessary. If needed a driver can be provided for an extra charge. The buyer must also sign a non-disclosure agreement saying they will not sell pictures to the press or speak to anyone about where the furniture was acquired or how much was paid."
The items include an antique area rug; a George IV desk, rarely used; an off-white parchment waste can "perfect for shredded documents," and more.
Go to McBrooklyn's HOME PAGE.
This is obviously not a real post and was written only to make the Best of Craiglist, which it did quickly and successfully.
ReplyDeleteI bought the umbrella stand.
ReplyDeleteWow if this was for real
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