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Thursday, May 31, 2012

Girls: Most Romantic Guy in Brooklyn Wants To Date YOU

This is the real thing, ladies:
Mr. Right has gone to a lot of effort to bring some love into your life. Meaning: He's hung this sign on a news box in Brooklyn Heights.

It reads:

Dating. 
Meaning: Cheeseburger deluxe date. 
Meaning: McDonald's, Wendy's, Popeyes, Subway date.
One night stands only.
Meaning soda date. Coffee date. Dutch dating. The library. Book store. Window shopping. 
Meaning a walk date. The aquarium. The zoo. A cigarette meet date.
Meaning maybe romance.
Females only.

Can he be any clearer?
We don't think so.


Photo by MK Metz

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4 comments:

  1. That man has no class. For shame.

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  2. Popeyes? It's a go!

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  3. I think I've actually been out with this guy. Unless there is more than 1 man in NYC who thinks taking a girl to Subway for a date is a good idea. I'm hoping there's not. Not only was it a Subway, it was the Subway in the basement of Penn Station, where there was no cell signal to call for help.

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  4. If you take away everything but the book store, aquarium and the zoo it would be OK.

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