Here they are:
January: - A small New York subculture returns to the habits of their Paleolithic ancestors, call themselves cavemen. NY Times
February: Videos of UFOs over Brooklyn are posted on YouTube. The folks at The Disclosure Project issue several demands: that President Obama investigate the matter, gain proper control over these operations, and end for once and forever the secrecy surrounding the UFO subject. McBrooklyn
March: Nets fan wears paper bag over his head to protest the team's dismal season, provoking negative reaction from Nets CEO. Later, they make up. HuffPost
April: Genius physicist Stephen Hawking warns that if aliens visit Earth, we're in deep trouble. NY Magazine
May: The Observer discovers Brooklyn Bourgeois Bohemians -- BroBos! "Young, comfortable and inclined toward creativity, they enjoy a utopian-seeming existence marked by strolls down tree-lined streets, carefully chosen foods and leisurely weekends spent in coffee bars and parks." Jezebel
June: Smoking and drinking babies come out of the woodwork. Village Voice
July: Wearing dark sunglasses, rapper Foxy Brown waved to her fans as she rode up Schermerhorn Street in her black Lamborghini, on her way to Brooklyn Criminal Court -- this time for mooning her neighbor. Brooklyn Eagle
August: Man locks himself in the bathroom for five days to get a few things done. Mark's Blog
September: Assistant DA in Brooklyn submits her resignation after her sudden celebrity on Donald Trump's "The Apprentice" starts getting in the way of her real job. McBrooklyn
October: Whole families take naps under the covers in beds at the packed Beijing IKEA. NY Mazazine
November: Man in a panda costume gets punched and kicked in Brooklyn. On purpose. Village Voice
December: Drinking cocktails and dressing up while watching the season finale of a period specific television show becomes all the rage. CarrollGardensPatch
What wonders will the new year bring? Adventures await us!
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