OK all you white-bearded drunken lunatics: SantaCon is on for Saturday. If you've ever been caught up in this all-day revelry, you know it's not to be missed. (Or maybe it's to be avoided like the plague?)
According to the official web site, "Santacon is an annual convention for Santa and his holiday brethren.
Expect holiday cheer, unconventional gifts, naughty carols and general mayhem."
After hundreds of authentically-dressed Santas and the odd reindeer meet up at a secret location (sometimes in Brooklyn, sometimes not) they invade bridges, subways and buses in their trek around town, showing up en mass at tourist destinations, malls and, most importantly, bars. Where they are expected to tip decently. Because if Santa screws you, the world is a bleak place indeed.
For official SantaCon rules, see here.
Go to McBrooklyn's HOME PAGE.