Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Half-Naked Swimmers, Heading to Floating Pool, Scandalize Brooklyn Heights Residents

Scantily clad patrons of the floating pool docked on the Brooklyn Heights waterfront, under the Promenade, have apparently been terrorizing some of the rather staid residents of Brooklyn Heights, according to the Brooklyn Eagle.

“The problem I have is that I don’t want to look at men naked from the waist up, with boobs as big as mine,” said Doris Walton, a 40-year resident of Joralemon Street.

Ma'am, we feel your pain.

More here.

Floating Pool and New Brooklyn Beach Officially Open

Photo by MK Metz

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Last time I checked, it was a *public* pool - which means you're gonna be interacting with the public. Unattractive and flabby as they may be, those are the facts. Join a private pool or move to the suburbs and build a pool in your backyard.