Saturday, June 9, 2012

Brooklyn Nets Dancers Final Audition: Teaser

Apparently, hundreds of women have been competing to be on the Brooklyn Nets Dance Team. The final audition will be held at the Brooklyn Bowl on Wednesday, June 13 at 7 p.m. The above video is a frankly scary teaser for the event.

Now 27 spandex-clad finalists will be trying out. (Shown above, from Facebook.)

Where do these girls come from? Fifteen were on the old Nets dance team and will probably be rehired, according to the NY Daily News. Some are from other sports dance teams. Others were on their college sports dance teams. There was one guy but it doesn't sound like he made it.

It also doesn't sound like many (if any) are from Brooklyn. The Daily News quotes one, Tiana Hester, 21, a former dancer for the Golden State Warriors who flew in from the West Coast to try out.

“I would love to be in Brooklyn — even though I’m not from here, I would be able to represent.”

Lord help us all.

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